A preview of the State of the Union Address

9-11 Saddam Hussein We were attacked on 9-11 They are out to get you They are out to get us Be afraid...The terrorists are out there and don't forget that on September 11th we were attacked 9-11 So we are are trying to protect you. Nothing else matters. We want to protect you. Be afraid of them but do not be afraid of us. We are NOT SPYING ON YOU. WE ARE SPYING ON THEM. You are not them. They are not us. We make the laws. We are good. 9-11 was bad. There are weapons of mass destruction out there somewhere. And they want to use them on us because they are BAD and they hate us 'cause we are free And on September 11th Saddam Hussein and some other guys with turbins attacked us on 9-11 and like Alberto Gonzales said people jumped off of buildings on fire so we want to protect you so that you and your children are never attacked and have to jump off of buildings that are on fire because evil non-christians and non-jews attacked us on 9-11. So we have to make sure that Iraq is free so that the Iraqi people can have freedom and vote instead of being gassed and women can drive instead of being raped and children can eat Hershey Bars and not starve themselves and end up in a coma and kept on life support like Terry Schiavo so that someday they can get better and hopefully we can all grow as long as we are not attacked like we were on September 11th 2001 in NYC and we can grow up and procreate and not abort and and make sure that all the businesses and stuff can save money on taxes and grow big and strong and hopefully not get attacked. So please just keep watching American Idol and believing that we are looking out for you 'cause we are fighting the war on terror and you are not smart enough to know what we know and if we told you what we are doing it would be dangerous so please do not question US EVER 'cause that threatens our security and strengthens the enemy that attacked us 9-11 that is now in Iraq and soon will be in Iran SO SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND YOUR EARS AND SIT YOUR BUT DOWN and OBEY! CUZ WE DO NOT FLIP FLOP. WE DO NOT FLIP FLOP. THIS IS WAR. THIS IS YOUR LIFE. YOU VOTED FOR IT. GOOD NIGHT AND GOD BLESS THE USA!